There are lots of places in the US where the pizza is so bad that giving it to your kids ought to be considered child abuse. But is throwing a slice of pizza at ones daughter after she mouthed off at her father an actual crime? Apparently in Florida, it is!
Dad Accused of Child Abuse for Hitting Girl With Pizza
Saturday , August 15, 2009 AP
GAINESVILLE, Fla. — A Gainesville father has been arrested for hitting his daughter with a pizza slice.
The 38-year-old man was arrested early Friday on a charge of child abuse without great harm, a third-degree felony. The man’s name was being withheld to protect the identity of the victim.
Deputy Nick Vickers says the man used racist and sexist terms when he asked his daughter to turn off her computer, and she fired back with some crude language of her own.
Vickers says the father “intentionally threw a slice of pizza at the victim, striking her in the back of the neck, against her will.”
The girl, whose age was not available, called 911 and her father was arrested.
Anyway, I would not condone the use of pizza as a weapon, especially if it’s a well made pie made with quality ingredients. But if you must, at least be a good shot like this father was.
